My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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