Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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