I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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