Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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