real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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