I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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