I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We have started to decorate penises.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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