Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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