Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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