I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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