You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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