I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
A+ Viking dick
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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