She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
