Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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