I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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