Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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