You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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