Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
