quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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