Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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