he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
