do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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