should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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