he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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