Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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