think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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