yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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