using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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