Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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