Don't you send me to vm
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
We are two peas in an std pod
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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