I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
he had hair everywhere except his balls
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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