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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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