And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
