Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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