Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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