I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
wow bdsm is so cute
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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