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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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