Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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