NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Every concussion has its silver lining
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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