Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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