Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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