The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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