I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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