I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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