No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Randomize
