Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Your cock deserves a montage
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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