He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
worst night to have a conscience
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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