I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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