I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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