he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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