I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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