i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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