3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
