Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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